Character 2 Larry Simons
Monologue:
Well, how about that then.
Me, the most unpopular dude now the funniest guy in school.
Over that 45 minutes of ‘sleeping’ maths as I call it.
Oh no she caught me resting the spheres in my head that makes me see things, Umm oh no I wasn’t paying attention… what the flip do I do.
Man… another day of humiliation just like any other day, But this one’s bad.
Think, Think, TTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIINNNKKKKK.
And just like that…
It just popped into my head, like Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity, like when Stephen Hawking discovered his black hole theory, like if a gear inside the core of my mind started to turn.
Just saying the most random thing.
Just shouting out those words… “HELP! MY MATHS ARE REVOLTING AND THEY HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE COMPOUND THAT IS MY MIND, NO, NOOOOO NOT THE 8 TIMES TABLE! ANYTHING BUT THE 8 TIMES TABLE! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I FEAR FOR MY ABILTY TO COUNT”.
Huh… Even my teacher laughed.
It felt nice. Giving happiness to others.
I mean, it’s like envisaging the world in your own eyes, anything you could ever want in one place in your head.
Neither heaven nor hell.
Just your world and no one else’s. Unless you don’t mind sharing it, for show.
I like my new funny side. I don’t care if you hate it.
To me it is like a new pair of boxers. When they’re wet they feel uncomfortable, but once you use the toilet hand drier on them for 10 minutes, they feel warm and awesome for about 15 minutes for your day, short time, but totally worth it.
